godhatesteamfortress2:

fun tip: go to a straight couple and ask them who is the medic and who is the heavy in the relationship

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

ssweet-dispositionn:

treecko007:

bittenlipsandbrokenhearts:

Get the fuck out

Ahh

OMG what…

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
GOD BE LIKE: HOE
scarletboudreaux:

Front view of my new lovely, can’t wait to break this in (plus witchy witch fingers) 😎

scarletboudreaux:

Front view of my new lovely, can’t wait to break this in (plus witchy witch fingers) 😎

what ur fav new wave band says about u
adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody
the b-52's: I will spit in your face and laugh
duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit
depeche mode: I blend into walls
erasure: gay
eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen
falco: I don't even speak german
inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer
japan: I'm special. so special
joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself
kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit
new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine
the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
roxy music: the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me
talking heads: what
u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked
ub40: I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person